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RUSH: Trump Should Support Federal Grants To LESBIAN FARMERS

Published on August 25, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH:  I got an idea how to soften this whole Obama dangling money to lesbian farmers.  What Trump could do is say he supports it, because we’re gonna need to replace some of the farm workers who are gonna be deported under the Trump immigration policies.  So he could come along and say, “You know, […]

Limbaugh ‘Laughs Himself Into PARALYSIS’ After “LESBIAN FARMERS” Comments Go VIRAL

Published on August 25, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH:  Man, oh, man, ladies and gentlemen, now it is getting good.  It’s getting good everywhere out there.  I have just about laughed myself into paralyses here about 10 minutes ago when Snerdley brought me something that’s in the New York Daily News today that I missed.  It explains why I’m trending at the top […]

RUSH: Hillary Is Gonna Try To “OUT WONK” Trump At Debates

Published on August 23, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: As for how Trump ought to deal with her in debates, that’s not gonna happen ’til September 26th, and I know exactly what Hillary’s gonna do in these debates. She’s gonna try to outwonk Trump to show her qualifications, the intimate knowledge of how government works for people. She’s gonna illustrate that Trump doesn’t […]

LIMBAUGH: If You Are Conservative, Republican, Straight And White, You Are So IRRELEVANT

Published on August 17, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: This is BusinessInsider.com: “Same sex couples are more likely to have college degrees than opposite sex couples.” See how that works? Gay couples are smarter. Gay couples are more sophisticated. Gay couples are more reasonable. Gay couples are more hip. Gay couples are where it’s at. Gay couples are more likely to have college […]

LIMBAUGH: I Never Knew LESBIANS Wanted To Be FARMERS

Published on August 17, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Are you ready for this? It’s two pages. Let me pull ’em out here. It is from the Washington Free Beacon. That’s the website. Headline: “Feds Holding Summits for Lesbian Farmers — USDA wants to change image of farmers from ‘white, rich male.’ The US Department of Agriculture is holding summits to promote the […]

RUSH: ISIS Wants Trump To Be President Like A Turkey Wants Thanksgiving

Published on August 16, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH:  Yeah, folks, I’m telling you, ISIS wants Donald Trump to be president like a turkey wants Thanksgiving every year.  We just had the sound bite there by Clarissa Ward, who is CNN’s senior international correspondent and is blitheringly ignorant here about what she’s talking about.  When she says (imitating Ward), “Well, yes, ISIS wants […]

RUSH: Hillary Wants To Let People Into America That Discriminate Against Women And LGBTQ

Published on August 16, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Mrs. Clinton on one hand has said that she wants to be, actually I think it’s Trump’s term, Angela Merkel.  She wants 500,000 Syrian refugees and Islamic immigrants and so forth, in the country every year, right?  Some number like that, it’s a pretty large number, 500,000.  Donald Trump says, “Uh, uh, uh, uh, […]

RUSH: Why Would Hillary Celebrate First Female Olympian Wearing A Hijab Forced On Her By Men?

Published on August 9, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: The only thing I knew about the Olympics — can I tell you the only thing I’ve heard about ’em?  Did you see where Hillary Clinton praised a fencer on the US Olympic team for being the first to wear a hijab?  Or hijab, I don’t know the correct way to pronounce it.  You […]

LIMBAUGH: Melania’s Girl-On-Girl Photos Might Wrap Up LGBT Vote For Trump

Published on August 1, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Have you seen the New York Post again with nude photos of Melania Trump?  And today these are, what would you call, girl-on-girl I think is the — nude girl-on-girl photos with Melania and other women. I think this probably might wrap up the LGBTQ vote for Trump.  You never know how these things […]

Rush Limbaugh Tells The REAL Story Of How Bill Clinton Met Hillary

Published on July 27, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH:  Okay.  Millennials. Millennial women in particular.  I’m gonna give you people time to spread the word to them. Tell ’em I really want ’em to tune in during the next five minutes or so. I’m gonna tell ’em the real story of how Bill met Hillary.  I’m gonna tell the real story of how […]