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HILARIOUS! RUSH: Hidden Audio Captures Bill Clinton Trying To Cure Harvey Weinstein

Published on October 16, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve heard that Harvey Weinstein has, in a stealth move, flown to a clinic specializing in sex addiction. What you might not know is that Bill Clinton is on the staff at this sex-addiction clinic, and we have hidden audio of one of the first sessions. BEGIN PARODY TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: We […]

RUSH: Harvey Weinstein Needs To Hire The ‘CEO OF BIMBO ERUPTIONS’ Hillary Clinton

Published on October 13, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: My second See, I Told You So was I thought a very clever theory, a very clever idea that I thought that would be so offensive to the left, although this is not why I announced the theory, but I thought they would be so outraged at this that they would be excoriating me […]

RUSH: Hollywood Liberal Men Claiming To Be Pro-Choice Is All About ‘GETTING LAID’

Published on October 13, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: I told you, I evolved a theory, and I actually evolved this theory while speaking to you. It hit me while I was in the moment of monologuing, but why all these men in Hollywood claim to be so pro-choice and claim to be so interested in women’s rights, and it’s nothing other than […]

RUSH: Harvey Weinstein Should Hire Hillary Clinton To Silence Women… SHE’S AN EXPERT!

Published on October 12, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Now, who do you think would be the person who could be of greatest service in helping casting couch movers and shakers navigate this crisis? Who out there? ‘Cause if it’s Harvey Weinstein, there’s gotta be a lot of others, and we know it’s already Matt Damon, we know Ben Affleck, and there have […]

LIMBAUGH: If Liberal Men Support Abortion They Get A ‘Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free’ Card On Abuse Of Women

Published on October 12, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: The other day, I think it was on October 9th, and here we are at the 12th, it’s either Monday or Tuesday, I opened the program with a heartfelt belief that one of the reasons this was happening — obviously Hillary Clinton lost. But they gave Ted Kennedy a pass. And why? Lion of […]

RUSH: Powerful Liberal Men Are Allowed To Violate The Tenets Of Feminism

Published on October 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: There are powerful liberal men who are allowed to violate the tenets of feminism every day of their lives, if they happen to be right on abortion. You don’t know what a big get-out-of-jail card that is, being pro-choice, proudly, loudly pro-choice can buy you all kinds of excuses and exemptions from Hollywood women, […]

LIMBAUGH: Has Harvey Weinstein Fled To A Place With No Extradition Treaty With US?

Published on October 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: We mentioned earlier that Harvey Weinstein has fled the country on the way to some spot in Europe for sex rehab. We are sitting here wondering if Harvey maybe has ended up in a place with no extradition treaty with the United States. I’m just asking. My fertile mind unbound, you know, much like […]

RUSH: Where Is The GOP Trying To Take Advantage Of The Harvey Weinstein Sex-Assault Scandal?

Published on October 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Now, I have another question here. I have a question about this Harvey business. Where are Republicans, Republican leaders making hay out of this? I don’t mean joining in the assassination, character, whatever, of Harvey Weinstein. I don’t mean that. I mean, where is the Republican Party trying to take advantage of this? If […]

LIMBAUGH: Democrat Response To Harvey Weinstein Is ‘Perfunctory, Formulaic, Tone-Deaf’

Published on October 10, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Donna Brazile… You know, I said the other day that the Democrats do not know how to innovate, that they’ve got a playbook that tells them what to say and when to say it about any issue that comes up, and it’s not relevant to current, present time. It’s just a standard, cliche response. […]

HILARIOUS! LIMBAUGH: Bill Clinton’s Statement On The Rehabilitation Of Harvey Weinstein

Published on October 10, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Bill Clinton has a statement on the upcoming rehabilitation of Harvey. ANNOUNCER: Now, William Jefferson Clinton on the rehabilitation of Harvey Weinstein. “CLINTON”: My fellow Americans, I’m here today on behalf of an old family friend, Harvey Weinstein, who is right now making amends for some unfortunate — “WEINSTEIN”: Oh, come on, come on, […]