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HILARIOUS! RUSH: Hidden Audio Captures Bill Clinton Trying To Cure Harvey Weinstein

Published on October 16, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve heard that Harvey Weinstein has, in a stealth move, flown to a clinic specializing in sex addiction. What you might not know is that Bill Clinton is on the staff at this sex-addiction clinic, and we have hidden audio of one of the first sessions. BEGIN PARODY TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: We […]

RUSH: Harvey Weinstein Needs To Hire The ‘CEO OF BIMBO ERUPTIONS’ Hillary Clinton

Published on October 13, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: My second See, I Told You So was I thought a very clever theory, a very clever idea that I thought that would be so offensive to the left, although this is not why I announced the theory, but I thought they would be so outraged at this that they would be excoriating me […]

RUSH: Hollywood Liberal Men Claiming To Be Pro-Choice Is All About ‘GETTING LAID’

Published on October 13, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: I told you, I evolved a theory, and I actually evolved this theory while speaking to you. It hit me while I was in the moment of monologuing, but why all these men in Hollywood claim to be so pro-choice and claim to be so interested in women’s rights, and it’s nothing other than […]

RUSH: Harvey Weinstein Should Hire Hillary Clinton To Silence Women… SHE’S AN EXPERT!

Published on October 12, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Now, who do you think would be the person who could be of greatest service in helping casting couch movers and shakers navigate this crisis? Who out there? ‘Cause if it’s Harvey Weinstein, there’s gotta be a lot of others, and we know it’s already Matt Damon, we know Ben Affleck, and there have […]

RUSH: Hillary Clinton Has NEVER Been OFF Of Her Husband’s COATTAILS

Published on May 2, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Let’s go back to this Clinton, ’cause there’s one thing that I think we actually have to point out before we start dissecting this “off the reservation comment.” She has dealt with all kinds of men that have been “off the reservation.” There’s one thing that we know for sure. I bet even some […]

LIMBAUGH: I Want To Limit The Damage Of Trump’s Disastrous Abortion Comment

Published on April 1, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Whoever the nominee of this party ends up being, I want them to win because that is far more preferable to me than Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders or anybody else that they might nominate if they decide they don’t like Hillary, if they decide she can’t win.  If they try to do their […]

LIMBAUGH: “I WASN’T DEFENDING TRUMP AT ALL!”

Published on April 1, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: My good friends at the Fox News Channel take issue with me. Dr. Krauthammer said that I was defending Trump, and Charles Lane of the Washington Post said I was defending Trump on the basis that he was asked a hypothetical question.  I wasn’t defending Trump at all.  If I was defending Trump I […]

RUSH: Trump Was Right On Abortion Question, But Politically Wrong

Published on March 31, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Here’s Nancy in Petoskey, Michigan.  Great to have you on the program.  Hello. CALLER:  Hi, Rush. RUSH:  Hey. CALLER:  Thank you for taking my call. RUSH:  You bet.  Great to have you here. CALLER:  Longtime listener.  Thank you for what you do.  My comment is this.  Donald Trump had that interview with Chris Matthews […]

Limbaugh Pushes Back Hard Against Accusations Of Defending Trump

Published on March 31, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH:  Okay.  I guess you’re just not as curious as I am.  These things are endlessly fascinating to me.  I have spent however many years doing this radio program.  I have been unable, in mass numbers, to separate Democrat voters from their stupid support of their candidates.  I can’t separate a mind-numbed robot that loves […]

RUSH: ‘Hypothetical’ Abortion Question To Trump Was A ‘GIANT SETUP’

Published on March 31, 2016 By Dyno Rush






RUSH:  Right.  That’s Matthews.  But you see what’s going on here in this rapid-fire machine gun type accusation that is disguised as a question. (imitating Matthews) “Okay, so you think abortion is murder, you think it’s murder, answer the question. There has to be some form of punishment for the woman or what? She murdered […]