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HILARIOUS! RUSH: Hidden Audio Captures Bill Clinton Trying To Cure Harvey Weinstein

Published on October 16, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve heard that Harvey Weinstein has, in a stealth move, flown to a clinic specializing in sex addiction. What you might not know is that Bill Clinton is on the staff at this sex-addiction clinic, and we have hidden audio of one of the first sessions. BEGIN PARODY TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: We […]

RUSH: Harvey Weinstein Needs To Hire The ‘CEO OF BIMBO ERUPTIONS’ Hillary Clinton

Published on October 13, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: My second See, I Told You So was I thought a very clever theory, a very clever idea that I thought that would be so offensive to the left, although this is not why I announced the theory, but I thought they would be so outraged at this that they would be excoriating me […]

RUSH: Hollywood Liberal Men Claiming To Be Pro-Choice Is All About ‘GETTING LAID’

Published on October 13, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: I told you, I evolved a theory, and I actually evolved this theory while speaking to you. It hit me while I was in the moment of monologuing, but why all these men in Hollywood claim to be so pro-choice and claim to be so interested in women’s rights, and it’s nothing other than […]

RUSH: Harvey Weinstein Should Hire Hillary Clinton To Silence Women… SHE’S AN EXPERT!

Published on October 12, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Now, who do you think would be the person who could be of greatest service in helping casting couch movers and shakers navigate this crisis? Who out there? ‘Cause if it’s Harvey Weinstein, there’s gotta be a lot of others, and we know it’s already Matt Damon, we know Ben Affleck, and there have […]

RUSH: Little Girl Giving Letter To Pope Francis Is ‘DEEP, DEEP PR’

Published on September 28, 2015 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Go to the phones.  We’re gonna get some in the first hour.  This is Pete in Seattle.  Welcome, sir.  Great to have you here. CALLER:  (garbled) RUSH:  Wait a minute, wait a minute. I cannot understand a word you’re saying.  Damn it.  Pete, hang on.  I’m gonna see if we can get you on […]

RUSH: ‘I Understand People Who CRINGE’ At The Idea Of Jay Carney Going To Apple

Published on July 21, 2014 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: This is Kori, Eagle River, Wisconsin.  Great to have you.  Thank you so much for waiting.  Hi. CALLER:  Oh, no problem.  Thank you.  I’m really nervous to talk to you, but I gotta tell you, first of all, that it’s an honor to talk to you, and from 11 to two is my favorite […]

RUSH: How Did Reagan Overcome The Media?

Published on June 9, 2014 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Jason Whitlock Is Running A Publicity Stunt. ‘The NRA Is The New KKK’

Published on December 3, 2012 By Dyno Rush






  RUSH: I think Jason Whitlock is running a publicity stunt campaign. I think his original column on the Jovan Belcher shooting was a publicity stunt to get him attention, and it worked. Bob Costas, halftime, Sunday Night Football last night, quoted from Whitlock. So Whitlock — a PR master — now seeking to expand […]

Secret Behind ‘Setup’ Chicago Teachers Theory: Limbaugh Is Actually Preventing Obama From Politicizing Strike

Published on September 11, 2012 By Dyno Rush






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