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RUSH: Michelle Obama Invites Rappers Who Talk About ‘BITCHES And HOS’ Into The White House

Published on October 13, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH:  So Michelle Obama’s in New Hampshire, and she’s commenting on Trump’s locker room talk, and she says, “It’s not locker room talk.  I don’t know men who talk that way.  Decent men do not talk that way.  What Trump was talking about was sexual assault,” she said.  “Donald Trump was acting out sexual assault, […]

RUSH: Isn’t It Nice, Ladies, To Know So Many MEN Can Step Up And Take Hillary’s Place

Published on September 13, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH:  Now, what’s going on today in Philadelphia, I think it’s… Yeah. Obama and Biden and Tim Kaine are all campaigning in Philadelphia for Hillary.  Isn’t it nice to know, ladies, so many men can step up and take Hillary’s place and keep her relevant while she is unable to show up?  Isn’t that a […]

RUSH: Trump Should Support Federal Grants To LESBIAN FARMERS

Published on August 25, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH:  I got an idea how to soften this whole Obama dangling money to lesbian farmers.  What Trump could do is say he supports it, because we’re gonna need to replace some of the farm workers who are gonna be deported under the Trump immigration policies.  So he could come along and say, “You know, […]

Limbaugh ‘Laughs Himself Into PARALYSIS’ After “LESBIAN FARMERS” Comments Go VIRAL

Published on August 25, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH:  Man, oh, man, ladies and gentlemen, now it is getting good.  It’s getting good everywhere out there.  I have just about laughed myself into paralyses here about 10 minutes ago when Snerdley brought me something that’s in the New York Daily News today that I missed.  It explains why I’m trending at the top […]

LIMBAUGH: If You Are Conservative, Republican, Straight And White, You Are So IRRELEVANT

Published on August 17, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: This is BusinessInsider.com: “Same sex couples are more likely to have college degrees than opposite sex couples.” See how that works? Gay couples are smarter. Gay couples are more sophisticated. Gay couples are more reasonable. Gay couples are more hip. Gay couples are where it’s at. Gay couples are more likely to have college […]


Published on August 17, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: Are you ready for this? It’s two pages. Let me pull ’em out here. It is from the Washington Free Beacon. That’s the website. Headline: “Feds Holding Summits for Lesbian Farmers — USDA wants to change image of farmers from ‘white, rich male.’ The US Department of Agriculture is holding summits to promote the […]

RUSH: Why Would Hillary Celebrate First Female Olympian Wearing A Hijab Forced On Her By Men?

Published on August 9, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: The only thing I knew about the Olympics — can I tell you the only thing I’ve heard about ’em?  Did you see where Hillary Clinton praised a fencer on the US Olympic team for being the first to wear a hijab?  Or hijab, I don’t know the correct way to pronounce it.  You […]

RUSH: “ALIMONY Would Look GOOD” Compared To Debbie ‘BLABBERMOUTH’ Schultz

Published on May 23, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: State of the Union, CNN, Jake Tapper talking to Crazy Bernie on Sunday morning said, “You’ve been calling for a revolution, Senator Sanders, in Florida.  Are you with [Debbie ‘Blabbermouth’ Schultz] or are you with her opponent?” SANDERS:  Clearly, I favor her opponent.  His views are much closer to mine than is Wasserman-Schultz’s.  And […]

BINGO! Rush Limbaugh Finds A Simple Solution To Transgender Bathroom Issue

Published on May 20, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: Here’s the solution, and it would never be agreed to.  But if it’s a real problem, if it were to be, if it actually is, if it’s a real problem, there’s a simple, simple solution to this.  And that is a bathroom with one toilet and one sink and a door that locks.  Bingo, […]

RUSH: Hillary PAC Ad Meant To Destroy Trump Isn’t Gonna Work On Trump The Way It Works On Conservatives

Published on May 10, 2016 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: This is the Hillary PAC ad that’s supposed to destroy the Trump candidacy today.  This is supposed to be the beginning of the end. There’s supposed to be so much more of this, Trump’s not gonna be able to withstand it, it’s over, everybody agrees, except everybody’s wrong because, well, let me just play […]