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Limbaugh ‘Battle-Scarred’ After Unpleasant Morning With His Little Cat ‘ALLIE’

Published on March 18, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: I’ll tell you, I look battle-scarred here today. I had the most unpleasant experience at home today. You know, I have my little cat, my little Abyssinian named Allie. I got Allie a little while, about six months after my previous beloved cat passed away, Punkin. They have two completely different personalities. Whereas Punkin […]

CLASSIC RUSH: ‘A Day Without A Woman’ Strike On Shopping Was Cooked Up By Their HUSBANDS

Published on March 8, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Did you see that today is a Day Without Women? Have you heard that? It’s something like that, Day Without Women rally. The organizers here are encouraging women not to shop. Now, how much do you want to bet that idea was cooked up by their husbands? You know that there have to be […]

HEH HEH HEH!! Limbaugh BUSTS OUT LAUGHING At Trump’s Offer To Planned Parenthood

Published on March 7, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Did you hear what Trump did with Planned Parenthood? (chuckles) He offered to let Planned Parenthood keep all of their federal funding if they would stop doing abortions. (laughing) That’s all they do! Everybody thinks that Planned Parenthood does all this great women’s health stuff. They don’t do mammograms. They don’t do anything! They […]

RUSH: Wouldn’t It Be JUICY To Find Out Obama Hacked The Election And Hillary Still Lost?

Published on March 6, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Now, since November, since the election, the Democrats, the left, the media, have all been throwing around this stupid phrase, “The Russians hacked the elections.” You know, wouldn’t it be funny when this is all over if what we find out is that Obama hacked the election and Hillary still lost? Wouldn’t that be […]

HILARIOUS! Limbaugh Airs ‘Honest Democrat Response To Trump’s Address To Congress’

Published on March 1, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: This is the Steve Beshear’s Democrat response to President Trump’s joint speech or speech to a joint session of Congress last night… ANNOUNCER: Now the honest and condensed Democratic response to President Trump’s first address to a joint session of Congress… BESHEAR IMPERSONATOR: I’m Steve Beshear. I was governor of Kentucky from 2007 to […]

RUSH: Democrat Women Dressed All In WHITE Reminds People Of KKK

Published on March 1, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Mr. Snerdley, I thought it was a very, very bad decision. Whoever made the decision on these Democrat women to show up in all white to supposedly show solidarity with the women’s suffrage? Could somebody tell me where women can’t vote in this country? What’s the solidarity needed for the suffrage movement? What…? I […]

Limbaugh Airs Hilarious McCain Parody: FROM HERE TO SENILITY

Published on February 21, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: We have a new John McCain parody to illustrate what’s going on. It’s called From Here to Senility. We’ve previously had McCain in From Here to Eternity. But we’ve put together a new one just to highlight recent activities. (Playing of spoof) So you’ve got some Republicans admitting that what they want to do […]

RUSH: I Hope Putin Has Tom Brady’s Jersey

Published on February 13, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: You know what I hope, folks? (laughing) I just read a story here in the New York Post that the owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, remains very upset that somebody stole Tom Brady’s jersey. And he said it’s very sad to him that someone would do something like this, i.e., steal […]

‘RESET BUTTON’: Limbaugh Has A Great Idea For How Trump Can Get Rid Of The Putin Tension

Published on February 7, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: I got an idea. Mr. Snerdley, could Trump maybe get rid of some of this tension that he’s facing from the left over his relationship with Putin if he simply, you know, scheduled a meeting with Putin? Trump could call Putin over there in the Kremlin and say, “Let’s get together,” and he takes […]

RUSH: Obama Looks Like A Woman While Windsurfing

Published on February 7, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: So I’m doing my show prep today, and I see this picture of Obama. Have you seen this? He’s out there wind suffering down in the British Virgin Islands on a private island owned by Sir Richard Branson of Virgin Airlines. And honestly, when I saw the picture, I thought — before I knew […]