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HILARIOUS! RUSH: Hidden Audio Captures Bill Clinton Trying To Cure Harvey Weinstein

Published on October 16, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve heard that Harvey Weinstein has, in a stealth move, flown to a clinic specializing in sex addiction. What you might not know is that Bill Clinton is on the staff at this sex-addiction clinic, and we have hidden audio of one of the first sessions. BEGIN PARODY TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: We […]

LIMBAUGH: Has Harvey Weinstein Fled To A Place With No Extradition Treaty With US?

Published on October 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: We mentioned earlier that Harvey Weinstein has fled the country on the way to some spot in Europe for sex rehab. We are sitting here wondering if Harvey maybe has ended up in a place with no extradition treaty with the United States. I’m just asking. My fertile mind unbound, you know, much like […]

RUSH: Where Is The GOP Trying To Take Advantage Of The Harvey Weinstein Sex-Assault Scandal?

Published on October 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Now, I have another question here. I have a question about this Harvey business. Where are Republicans, Republican leaders making hay out of this? I don’t mean joining in the assassination, character, whatever, of Harvey Weinstein. I don’t mean that. I mean, where is the Republican Party trying to take advantage of this? If […]

HILARIOUS! LIMBAUGH: Bill Clinton’s Statement On The Rehabilitation Of Harvey Weinstein

Published on October 10, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Bill Clinton has a statement on the upcoming rehabilitation of Harvey. ANNOUNCER: Now, William Jefferson Clinton on the rehabilitation of Harvey Weinstein. “CLINTON”: My fellow Americans, I’m here today on behalf of an old family friend, Harvey Weinstein, who is right now making amends for some unfortunate — “WEINSTEIN”: Oh, come on, come on, […]

Rush Limbaugh LAUGHS HIMSELF SILLY At Trump’s Retweet Of Hillary Golf GIF

Published on September 18, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Yeah, I was gonna ask, but then I figured, I don’t need to ask; I know. I was gonna ask if any of you were upset at the Trump retweet. This was not an original. Somebody tweeted a made-up video, Trump with a golf swing, he’s wearing his white golf slacks and his jacket, […]

Rush Knows Who’s Gonna Use The Second Home Hillary Bought; ‘Bill Clinton And The Energizer’

Published on September 12, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: “Hillary So Cocksure of Victory She Bought Second Home Next Door [to Her Chappaqua Estate] for White House Staff.” She “admitted that she was so confident of victory in the 2016 election that she bought a second home next door to her estate in Chappaqua, New York, to accommodate White House staff during her […]

RUSH: Isn’t 7.5 Million People Without Power In Florida Gonna Help Save The Climate?

Published on September 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Now, I’m gonna say something here that is going to rile up people again, but it’s based on things I’ve heard them say. Seven and a half million people without power. If you listen to the climate change people, in effect, what they are encouraging people to do is to dial back their use […]

Rush Would Be Honored To Have Storm Named ‘HURRICANE LIMBAUGH’

Published on September 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: Get this. You know, I keep saying I’m gonna move on to other things. I keep saying, “I’ve said what I’ve had to say,” but they just keep sucking me back in by sending me this. This is Maude Behar on The View today. Now, this… Well, I don’t want to characterize. I just […]

RUSH: If Robert E. Lee Had Been Gay, Would His Statues Still Be Standing?

Published on September 5, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: No, no. My point is that the gay drug lord is an advancement. What if Robert E. Lee could have been proven to be gay, would his statues still be standing? Would what he did wrong be overlooked? Well, I’m just asking, based on the Narcos review. READ MORE @ RUSHLIMBAUGH.COM

HILARIOUS! Kim Jong-Un Sends Cease And Desist Order To Rush Limbaugh

Published on August 10, 2017 By Dyno Rush






RUSH: In fact, we even got a message from Kim Jong-un here on this program. Apparently, he is not happy that I refer to him as a potbellied, tin-horned little dictator. (Kim Jong-Un parody) Click Here For More ‘Fun Stuff’ On DailyRushbo