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Rush Mocks Gov. Cuomo: “New Yorkers Are Great At Recognizing Guys With Bombs Around Their Waists”

Published on December 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: I want you to hear Governor “Cooomo” (as pronounced by the Reverend Jackson) and Mayor de Blasio today following the terrorist attack in New York. Sound bites 3 and 4. Here’s Cuomo… CUOMO: This is New York, and we all pitch together, and we are a savvy people, and we keep our eyes open, […]

HA HA HA! Rush Limbaugh HILARIOUSLY Adds Charlie Rose To ’60 Minutes’ Iconic Opening

Published on December 6, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: So Sunday night on 60 Minutes or 50th anniversary after an opening montage on footage from stories spanning the last 50 years (not any of them including my profile), they played their iconic opening listing all of their contributors. You know, “I am Morley Safer. I am Ed Bradley. I’m Steve Kroft. I’m Lesley […]

Rush Limbaugh Proposes A Reality TV Show: “LOCKED & LOADED WITH MATT LAUER”

Published on November 30, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: I was reading the Vanity Fair piece, which is quite descriptive on some of the things that Matt Lauer was doing to these women. Did you know that he had a button underneath his desk that he could press and lock the door to his office? Now, why would one have that? I mean, […]

RUSH: White Woman Of Privilege Tells Hospitalized Black Icon To Resign

Published on November 30, 2017 By Dyno Rush

AUDIO UPDATED: RUSH: Nancy Pelosi has called for John Conyers to resign. Now, I want to put on my liberal-progressive media hat and tell you what this headline would be if it were a Republican woman suggesting that some guy resign, “White Woman of Privilege Tells Hospitalized Black Icon to Resign.” If the news media […]

LIMBAUGH: DNC Issues Holiday Pre-Apology Delivered By Bill Clinton – HILARIOUS Parody

Published on November 29, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: The DNC has asked us to help them get the word out. They are issuing a pre-apology for whatever happens between now and the end of the year during the holidays. Bill Clinton has been enlisted for this pre-apology, and we have it for you here. ANNOUNCER: Now a holiday pre-apology from former President […]

LIMBAUGH: Bill Clinton Counsels Al Franken On Sexual Harassment – HILARIOUS Parody

Published on November 17, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, Al Franken and Bill Clinton found it necessary to have a conversation about the latest developments of sexual harassment and how they are both now in the crosshairs. Our microphones were there. LISTEN BELOW: Click Here For More ‘Fun Stuff’ On DailyRushbo READ FULL TRANSCRIPT @ RUSHLIMBAUGH.COM

‘What REALLY Happened’: Rush Limbaugh Suggests Title For Donna Brazile’s New Book

Published on November 2, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: I have a better name for Donna Brazile’s book. The title of her book is Hacks. I think the better title would be What Really Happened. Hillary’s book is called What Happened. Donna Brazile’s book, What Really Happened. But I mean the lead here in this chapter, “When I was asked to run the […]

Rush Limbaugh Proposes ‘Gun Diversity Lottery’

Published on November 1, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: What if we went out and found people who didn’t want guns and gave them guns? We just do a lottery. We’ll call it diversity lottery, gun diversity lottery. We get hold of people who don’t want a gun, haven’t ever tried to get one, and we give them one, to try to show […]

HILARIOUS! RUSH: Hidden Audio Captures Bill Clinton Trying To Cure Harvey Weinstein

Published on October 16, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve heard that Harvey Weinstein has, in a stealth move, flown to a clinic specializing in sex addiction. What you might not know is that Bill Clinton is on the staff at this sex-addiction clinic, and we have hidden audio of one of the first sessions. BEGIN PARODY TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: We […]

LIMBAUGH: Has Harvey Weinstein Fled To A Place With No Extradition Treaty With US?

Published on October 11, 2017 By Dyno Rush

RUSH: We mentioned earlier that Harvey Weinstein has fled the country on the way to some spot in Europe for sex rehab. We are sitting here wondering if Harvey maybe has ended up in a place with no extradition treaty with the United States. I’m just asking. My fertile mind unbound, you know, much like […]