RUSH: If I ever owned an NFL team, I would be on the lookout for the best ventriloquist player I could find. Can make it look like other people — you know, a ventriloquist, one of the things they can do is throw their voice, not only not move their lips, they throw their voice, make it look like somebody else. Can you imagine, I could mop up! I’d get half the other team thrown out in the first quarter! Just get a great ventriloquist, one on offense and one on defense, and I could mop up. I’ll discuss this with Coach Belichick. He might have some thoughts on it.