RUSH: There’s another health story: “Experts Warn of ‘Caffeine Use Disorder.'” Years ago caffeine was gonna give you a heart attack, hardening of the arteries, arteriosclerosis, it was gonna give you Alzheimer’s, and then they said, “You know what? We’re wrong. Actually there’s some magical cures from caffeine. No more Parkinson’s, if you drink a lot of caffeine, a lot of coffee. Your blood pressure will go down.” Now they’re back. “Experts Warn of ‘Caffeine Use Disorder.'” I tell, what. I want to change the headline.
“Experts Warn of ‘Government Use Disorder.'”