RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, another glittering example of one of the greatest gaps, the greatest divides that I think exists in the country. The Democrat National Committee is fundraising off of a joke that I told earlier this week. It might have been late last week. Do you remember, ladies and gentlemen, the story I told you, I’m sure many of you didn’t believe it. You thought, “Come on, Rush, this is a bunch of fringe kooks. This isn’t gonna happen.”
A bunch of liberals wanted to outlaw men gazing at women because the gaze was said to objectify women. It’s a bunch of liberal pansies who had done some market research or some such thing and said that it was sexism and other negative things for men to do what God created us to do, and that’s look at women we think are attractive. Sorry, liberals, it can’t be helped among the heterosexual crowd. It just can’t be helped. It’s instinct. It’s in there. It’s programmed. It’s in the DNA so that there will be babies. So that the human race will propagate. It’s called life making sure that it survives.
RUSH: The fact is, most men would love to be stared at by women. Don’t doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. They’re born with those, too. Don’t doubt me. This all works out.
Now, the line that I uttered, I advised you men that if you were objectifyingly gazing at a woman you found attractive and she didn’t like it and somehow let you know, that what you should do is say, “I’m sorry. Would you please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?” That’s a great line. It’s a joke to boot, but it is an illustration of the absurdity of what the libs are trying to pull off here, the thought police. Did that offend you? Let me ask, did that? Okay, then it would have to be altered. “Ma’am, would you please ask your butt to stop staring at my eyes?” Whatever it is.