RUSH: Here’s Tony in Tampa. I’m glad you called, sir. It’s great to have you here.
CALLER: Yeah. Thanks, Rush. Could you imagine if a Republican had this miserable, destructive record that Obama has with the unending golf, the never-ending vacations? You could imagine what the likes of Chris Matthews, that Sleeping Beauty Bob Beckel, Knee-Jerk Geraldo, Juan Williams, and Alan Colmes would do. They’d be crawling the walls! They would be threatening to gas themselves right on the air. It would be a billion-man march. Every street would be clogged with people. You wouldn’t be able to get your car out of the driveway! You’d be eating pinto beans for weeks on end.
RUSH: Yeah, that’s true.
CALLER: Let me tell you something else, Rush. The worst thing that’s ever happened to the working poor — people above the poverty line, below the poverty line, on small and fixed incomes — are these current Alinskyite Obama Democrats steeped in Leninism, with their global warming, their windmills and their solar panels. Now they’re gonna be closing more coal-fired plants! That means everything’s gonna get jacked up at the supermarkets, department stores. Everything!
RUSH: Why do they want to do all this, Tony? Why do they want to cause all this damage?
CALLER: I’ll tell you why. Because it’s “ideology uber alles,” and they couldn’t give a rat’s backside about the poor.
RUSH: Did you say “rat’s backside” or “rat’s ass”?
CALLER: No, I said “rat’s backside.”
RUSH: You can say “rat’s rectum.” That has more alliteration to it.
CALLER: Yeah, and it’s a whole lot smoother.