Fun Stuff

RUSH WAS RIGHT! Bunny Ranch Owner To Open Raiders-Themed Brothel

Posted by on March 29, 2017 at 2:12 pm






RUSH: Yesterday we talked about the Oakland Raiders moving to Las Vegas, and I shared with you some obvious things that are gonna happen with young, single athletes in the prime of physical condition, with money, more money than they know what to do with in Las Vegas, asking the question, “Will the home team […]

Limbaugh On Hillary: “WHAT A HOT MAMA!” …NOT!

Posted by on March 29, 2017 at 1:33 pm






RUSH: Hillary Clinton has even come out of the cave. She went out to San Francisco. She’s made a public appearance. You see she was wearing a leather jacket out there, a black leather jacket? What a hot mama. (laughing) Not. In San Francisco, of all places. Actually, my friends, it makes total sense that […]

Limbaugh ‘Battle-Scarred’ After Unpleasant Morning With His Little Cat ‘ALLIE’

Posted by on March 18, 2017 at 1:22 pm






RUSH: I’ll tell you, I look battle-scarred here today. I had the most unpleasant experience at home today. You know, I have my little cat, my little Abyssinian named Allie. I got Allie a little while, about six months after my previous beloved cat passed away, Punkin. They have two completely different personalities. Whereas Punkin […]

CLASSIC RUSH: ‘A Day Without A Woman’ Strike On Shopping Was Cooked Up By Their HUSBANDS

Posted by on March 8, 2017 at 12:36 pm






RUSH: Did you see that today is a Day Without Women? Have you heard that? It’s something like that, Day Without Women rally. The organizers here are encouraging women not to shop. Now, how much do you want to bet that idea was cooked up by their husbands? You know that there have to be […]

HEH HEH HEH!! Limbaugh BUSTS OUT LAUGHING At Trump’s Offer To Planned Parenthood

Posted by on March 7, 2017 at 2:53 pm






RUSH: Did you hear what Trump did with Planned Parenthood? (chuckles) He offered to let Planned Parenthood keep all of their federal funding if they would stop doing abortions. (laughing) That’s all they do! Everybody thinks that Planned Parenthood does all this great women’s health stuff. They don’t do mammograms. They don’t do anything! They […]

RUSH: Wouldn’t It Be JUICY To Find Out Obama Hacked The Election And Hillary Still Lost?

Posted by on March 6, 2017 at 2:39 pm






RUSH: Now, since November, since the election, the Democrats, the left, the media, have all been throwing around this stupid phrase, “The Russians hacked the elections.” You know, wouldn’t it be funny when this is all over if what we find out is that Obama hacked the election and Hillary still lost? Wouldn’t that be […]

HILARIOUS! Limbaugh Airs ‘Honest Democrat Response To Trump’s Address To Congress’

Posted by on March 1, 2017 at 2:37 pm






RUSH: This is the Steve Beshear’s Democrat response to President Trump’s joint speech or speech to a joint session of Congress last night… ANNOUNCER: Now the honest and condensed Democratic response to President Trump’s first address to a joint session of Congress… BESHEAR IMPERSONATOR: I’m Steve Beshear. I was governor of Kentucky from 2007 to […]

Limbaugh Airs Hilarious McCain Parody: FROM HERE TO SENILITY

Posted by on February 21, 2017 at 12:51 pm






RUSH: We have a new John McCain parody to illustrate what’s going on. It’s called From Here to Senility. We’ve previously had McCain in From Here to Eternity. But we’ve put together a new one just to highlight recent activities. (Playing of spoof) So you’ve got some Republicans admitting that what they want to do […]

RUSH: I Hope Putin Has Tom Brady’s Jersey

Posted by on February 13, 2017 at 2:45 pm






RUSH: You know what I hope, folks? (laughing) I just read a story here in the New York Post that the owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, remains very upset that somebody stole Tom Brady’s jersey. And he said it’s very sad to him that someone would do something like this, i.e., steal […]

HILARIOUS!! Limbaugh Airs ‘BLACK ROBES MATTER’ Parody

Posted by on February 10, 2017 at 12:36 pm






RUSH: These are not judges. These are left-wing liberal hacks who wear robes. And, in fact, you know what we have here? It’s not just the Black Lives Matter; we have Black Robes Matter, and we’ve just seen the beginning… (Black Robes Matter parody) This is going to continue because this is where the left […]