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HILARIOUS! RUSH: Should Trump Give Hillary ‘Mouth-To-Mouth’ Should She Be In Distress At Debate?

Posted by on September 23, 2016 at 1:54 pm

RUSH:  And we are back with Ossie in Los Angeles talking about what Trump should do if Hillary finds herself in distress.  Ossie, is there any circumstance in which you could see it would be appropriate for Mr. Trump to administer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. CALLER:  (laughing) No. RUSH:  “He asked me to hold on for that?” […]

RUSH: Trump Should Show Up At Debate With A SURGICAL MASK!

Posted by on September 15, 2016 at 2:37 pm

RUSH: Here’s another bite totally unrelated.  It’s Jeff Zeleny.  Turns out to be another CNN reporter, formerly of the New York Times, and this was on their Newsroom program this morning, and he is explaining the objectives and the goals of the Clinton campaign as it relates to her health. ZELENY:  Hillary Clinton is going […]

VAMPIRE! RUSH: Hillary Is A ‘BLOODSUCKER’ That Doesn’t Need Water

Posted by on September 13, 2016 at 6:13 pm

RUSH: I’ve also got a story here that says Hillary refuses to drink water, that you can really get in trouble if you’re on her staff and you suggest she drink water. She hates it.  Don’t ask me why.   Don’t ask me why.  But she doesn’t apparently like water. Now, I thought, frankly, water was […]

Hillary’s New Coughing Strategy: ‘Run And Hide Cough Behind Pillar’

Posted by on September 10, 2016 at 3:01 pm

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RUSH: Matt Lauer Is Headed For Hillary’s ‘TESTICLE LOCKBOX!’

Posted by on September 9, 2016 at 2:52 pm

RUSH: Up next David Axelrod of the Obama campaign.  Anderson Cooper said, “While Trump’s often criticized because of his tone, you thought Hillary could use prepping after last night’s forum, right?” AXELROD:  She got hit with a number of questions right at the top about email, and then they went to the first questioner who […]

Rush Limbaugh Knows Why Hillary Won’t Release Goldman Sachs Transcripts [CLUE: #HillaryCoughing]

Posted by on September 7, 2016 at 2:40 pm

RUSH: Goldman Sachs one of the banks Hillary Clinton made speeches to for 20 minutes for $225,000.  Twenty minute speech, $225,000. We may now know why they haven’t released the transcripts, because much of what she said might have been (coughing).  Goldman (coughing) Sachs.  That may be why we haven’t gotten (laughing). Anyway, folks, don’t […]

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Posted by on September 5, 2016 at 8:23 pm

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PICKLE-GATE: Limbaugh Show Staff Think Hillary’s Pickle Jar Was Pre-Opened

Posted by on August 26, 2016 at 12:31 pm

RUSH: One of the most controversial aspects of the presidential campaign has become, “Did Hillary Clinton rig opening a can of pickles on the Jimmy Kimmel show earlier this week?” A major controversy — (laughing) — has erupted.  Kimmel had her on, she was gonna prove that she’s strong enough to be president. So he […]

Limbaugh CRACKS UP! Who Knew It Would Be Trump That Converts GOP Base On Amnesty!

Posted by on August 25, 2016 at 12:48 pm

RUSH: Could you imagine what it’s like to be Jeb Bush today?  Who knew — (laughing)  I’m sorry, folks.  “She’s a bigot!”  Who knew. First they tried Marco Rubio. They tried the Gang of Eight.  They tried Jeb Bush. They tried any number of people to convince — they tried me!  They sent emissaries to […]

Limbaugh ‘Laughs Himself Into PARALYSIS’ After “LESBIAN FARMERS” Comments Go VIRAL

Posted by on August 25, 2016 at 12:41 pm

RUSH:  Man, oh, man, ladies and gentlemen, now it is getting good.  It’s getting good everywhere out there.  I have just about laughed myself into paralyses here about 10 minutes ago when Snerdley brought me something that’s in the New York Daily News today that I missed.  It explains why I’m trending at the top […]